Friday 9th June 2017

Thursday 11th February 2016

Came into my office and was met with ‘Good Morning’ from one of my serfs (employees). As I always converse with my staff I said ‘No it isn’t, get on with your f*****g work’

And it isn’t a good day, the media work, and pay, is thin. I have got one of the papers to talk about my forthcoming book. Thought about doing an autobiography, (provisional title, “ME”) but my man needs to finish the ‘exposé’ before he writes that one.

There’s been a fuss about parking. More bitterness from the vanquished I’d wager. I do think (not very often) that a man of my standing and importance should be given his own car park,with a nice young lady parking warden to police it. Or be given free parking at least, saves on all that paperwork for the pay and displays. As a major figure in this town people come to me with their unimportant and tedious problems. If I am not allowed to charge them for my valuable time, I should at least be free (not a word I’m usually associated with) to charge them for parking, something I know a lot about. On second thoughts, those who see me should really pay a consultancy fee comensurate with my brilliance. I’ll have a word with someone, maybe the rules on this are too vague.

At least the ex has hung up her crayon for a while. Who is going to colour in those pictures?

Lacking female company, need to do something about that. What’s wrong with them?

Tuesday 2nd February 2016

I have a few important meetings to attend this week. I may have to cancel the diary for a few days you will be sad to learn, but when you are as important and in demand as me, it is a way of life. I will impress all with my charm and smart appearance.  I have some new attire to delight all…

LOOK AT ME!!

I also have some new boxers especially for the young ladies, with my picture on, front AND back.

Why I’m being taken away from my own self-interest to deal with some moaning minnies who don’t like me or recognise my importance to the nation is quite ridiculous. You all know I’m meticulous and perfect in all I do. The big man and ginge have asked me to keep head down, and will look after my interests, or else!  Where I keep my head down is my own business, until I sell that information to my friends in the media.

See you soon with more news about ME when my busy schedule allows.