Of course theME park project is all about ME, but not even I can run such a project alone. One needs reliable people at all levels of serf to keep things ticking over. My famous success as a business magnate tells me so. I will have control and mastery of all my serfs of course, especially the upper strata or “management” level if you will. I can shop them at any time should the need arise but will allow them the chance to trouser a coin or two to keep them sweet by doing what they know best The ex can sort out the catering and have a profit share on that. Ginge can bank a few quid on land deals etc. And the big man? He can pocket the takings from lying on his back all day and being the bouncy castle.
My “management” team.
And now for the ordinary serfs, taking in my money, operating rides, cleaners etc etc. Should be cheap; apart from work experience, there are zero hours contracts and my contacts from abroad. Some could even pay for the privilege of serving ME. No need for Bolshy unions with such a fine master. I’ve got some uniforms for them off a charity.
My theME park needs a main attraction to get the punters in; The Big One. Obviously it should make everyone think of ME.What could it be? Inflatable ME‘s as you enter the park? Why not a helter-skelter which is a gigantic statue of ME. People could enter the mouth at the top and come out at the bottom. My man thinks this very appropriate! Of course, all rides will have First Class and Standard sections, with tickets that can be used as expenses receipts for corporate customers. Same goes for the on site car parking.