One of the ex’s has been having a spat with one of the neighbours it seems. I do like a bitch-fight! One of my earners reckons I got involved. Not me. Oh no. Someone reckons I’d had a shandy and threatened to get MY SPY on the job to teach the neighbour a lesson. I don’t remember such a thing therefore it never happened. I could easily solve any problem with the ladies by just being ME and charming them to my chamber. I’m such a Casanova!
Some of the serfs have been abusing my good name and not worshipping ME as they should. If we were in that fine fiefdom of North Korea, my kindred spirit, Mr Kim, would have them dealt with. He even sorts out the relatives, so beware my exes and enemies!!
“Glorious leader gives best bed in prosperous and great country to you, your highness Mr Dale, and paramour”
These rebellious serfs use the ‘new technology’ of which I am not good at using, having being let down by it in the past, my mobile nearly sharing it’s fate with the Titanic! It’s not fair that people are nasty to me, that is my job!
Not long ago I visited friends abroad, well not quite friends, more people who are useful for me. Well that is my definition of a friend. They could be very helpful with my new business enterprise making the coloured flowers, rosettes I believe they are called. In their fiefdom they do not need to bother with rules and can pay next to nothing to their serfs. When will we get that sensible approach over here? Too much is paid to serfs, even when they do not serve me as much as they should.