Still liking the young ladies, seems they can’t resist me or a night in an expensive hotel. Got the press to ‘spot’ me with the young lady, can’t remember her name but she looked a bit like one of my ex’s, a lot younger of course! Payment from the press was involved, but I kept most of it, with a small fee to the lady; no one can accuse ME of being mean. The serfs are impressed by my prowess and worship ME.
One of my ex’s seems to have learnt the ability of how to get in the papers and on the telly as well. I will be charging commission of course for using my paparazzi. She seems to have them conveniently on hand (they just so happen to be there at the time!) to capture life events. Nice earner indeed. I thought she had a personal trainer on tap to keep off the pounds but it looks to me like Manuel is bringing the lass a few doggie bags from his restaurant and making sure she has ample mouthfuls of Spanish chorizo. Beach bod indeed. Getting a bit old and flabby for my needs.
The Big Man and Ginge are pursuing their interests, so I need to find out more and get them to cut me in. Half for them, half for me, after all my expenses have been paid first as it is my will that ultimately controls my lands. Could be trousering a significant wad if all goes well. But, oh dear. The Big Man is showing he hasn’t the calibre of a man such as ME. He seems to be getting rattled by the serfs and moaning minnies and lacks the character to deal with them. Have sent a spy in to the camp to keep a closer eye on things. He needs to remember that it is a convenience to me that I know what’s what with the big man. There needs to be an improvement or he’s no good to ME.There may be consequences….
Time for me to make statesman-like noises and pledge my support blah de blah. The serfs obviously trust such a fine man as myself and my pronouncements.