In my run it was appropriate for the ex to run after me, although if I’d dropped a fiver she would undoubtedly have sped past me! I did try to get the big man, Ginge, my man, my ‘special’ assistant and other serfs to run in a line behind me dressed as Buckingham Palace lackeys. They all made pathetic excuses and declined. They will suffer for their lack of respect and adulation, if they are not totally doing my will then they will be dealt with. A good spanking may be in order, but that’s enough about me. (Well not really, there can never be enough about ME!)
In spite of goading my managers to hasten my promotion, nothing seems to be happening. I might need to get my man to look into their secrets. If he can’t find anything he can always make it up. He’s good at that, useful skill for writing books of my good self.
Well must get on with my good works, so the big man tells me. I’m off to the pub!
ME, working hard for the benefit of all.